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HORRORSCOPE

The darker traits hidden in the signs. 

Aries - Impulsivity. Compulsion. Self-Centeredness, Lack of regard for others. Spitefulness. Aggression. Confrontation. Lack of empathy. Aries being the first sign of the zodiac means it is often ‘me’ first. Commanding.

Taurus - the value of words means little, love must be proven by gifts, possessions and something that has aesthetic value. Lack of flexibility. Slowness. Lack of subjectivity. Fixed. Materialistic. Stubborness.  Knowing the cost of everything & the value of nothing.

Gemini - Diffuse identity. Knowing you can use your personal charm for personal gain. Confusion. Forgetfulness. Contradictory behaviour/opinions. Detachedness. Inability to take things seriously. They rarely get anywhere in life owing to a complete inability to concentrate on anything for longer than two minutes. Optimistic, hyper and radiant one minute withdrawn, agitated and spiteful the next.

Cancer - Martyrdom. Tendency toward depression. Lack of fluidity. Wrapped in cotton wool. Stressed. Paranoid. Prone to breakdowns. Reserved. Idealistic. Inability to let go. Lack of understanding for other people and their feelings. Holding on very tightly to the people in their lives.Dependent. 

Leo -Histrionic. Need to be the star of the show. Little self-worth. Requires external validation to think anything of themselves. Dramatic. Grandeur delusions. Easily swayed by flattery. Attention seeking. 

Virgo - Perfectionism. Anxiety. Superiority complex. Pedantic. Meticulous to a fault. Tedious. Enjoys giving criticism. Stoic nature. Lack of subjectivity. Has trouble believing concepts unless mathematically and scientifically proved. Restless thoughts. Abrupt. 

Libra Little self worth. Sense of self must be obtained by the appreciations of others. Temperamental. Constant comparison to others. Needy. Clingy. Insecure. Indecisive. Superficial. Convinced they are right. Your ruthless charm bathes others in a sweet, warm glow and they fail to notice what you’re up to until it’s way too late

Scorpio - Present an unwarm personality to the world - aware of the power they have in intimidation. Delusions of grandeur. Major mood swings. Emotions the compass for the day ahead. Cannot let go. Poisonous sting. Verbally brash. Secretive. 

Sagittarius - Overindulgence (alcohol, drugs, risk taking behaviour), self consciousness. Temperamental. Spitefulness. Diffuse identity. Impulsive use of words. Prone to extreme reactions. Struggle to keep promises. Clumsy.

Capricorn - Meticulous to a fault. Tendency toward depression and stress. Loners. Blunt. Hypercritical. Struggle with humour. Little people skills. Tendency to get caught up in work and study with disregard to the joys of life.

Aquarius - Think they know it all. Detached. Cold. Emotionless. Fixed. Little disregard for the ideas and thoughts of others. Grandeur delusions. Spending to much time in an ethereal world. Lack of realism. Idealism with no realistic guarding.

Pisces - Martyrdom. Detached from true reality. Oversensitivity. Anxiety. Thinking they are the only ones who contribute altruistically to the world. Two-faced. Spitefulness. Emotionally needy. Addiction problems. A hall of mirrors with no exit sign.